The Maykazine

Overthinking so you don't have to.

In search of the True Detective.

I thought I was watching True Blood in a white colorway until the intro ended and the script, story, and characters turned out to not suck.

1 July 2014 · Leave a comment

Public Transportation Etiquette: Don’t read out loud on BART.

The girl is reading off an iPad Mini wrapped in some homemade, handsewn-looking tablet sleeve. She’s sharing the screen with her beau, which is sweet, right? Wrong.

28 June 2014 · Leave a comment


Hey, You! Yes, you. The one who is awake at 5 am on a Saturday. I don’t know if you noticed, but I could use some rearranging. Yes, yes, I … Continue reading

21 June 2014 · Leave a comment

Woman mounts bike. What happens next will shock you.

I have issues with solo exercise. I can’t just “pick up and go” despite how spontaneity is one of the major perks to both methods of transportation/recreation. Basically it’s because I’m totally chicken shit.

2 June 2014 · Leave a comment

I can’t be Number One Stunna.

When you buy a stun gun, your girlfriends show shock and your guy friends say “Don’t tase me, bro!”

After the shock, the girls say “Don’t tase me, bro!” too.

28 May 2014 · Leave a comment

I thought Betsey Johnson filed for bankruptcy.

Apparently the designers at Badgley Mischka, Oscar de la Renta, and Marchesa have learned nothing from the bold, blonde pixie with perennial pink eye.

13 May 2014 · Leave a comment

Day trippin’.

You’re assigned to do a lot of unsexy traveling. You are aware of your own snobbery, but are determined to succeed whether surrounded by strip malls or farmland. What do you take with you?

12 May 2014 · Leave a comment

Thoughts on Prince. [+Updates!]

We saw Prince live on Saturday, and it was amazing. The air? Electric. Some thoughts.

18 March 2014 · 2 Comments


Our first Valentine’s Day was a test of cleanliness.

14 February 2014 · 1 Comment

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