The Maykazine

Overthinking so you don't have to.

Woman mounts bike. What happens next will shock you.

I have issues with solo exercise. I can’t just “pick up and go” despite how spontaneity is one of the major perks to both methods of transportation/recreation. Basically it’s because I’m totally chicken shit.

2 June 2014 · Leave a comment

I can’t be Number One Stunna.

When you buy a stun gun, your girlfriends show shock and your guy friends say “Don’t tase me, bro!”

After the shock, the girls say “Don’t tase me, bro!” too.

28 May 2014 · Leave a comment

I thought Betsey Johnson filed for bankruptcy.

Apparently the designers at Badgley Mischka, Oscar de la Renta, and Marchesa have learned nothing from the bold, blonde pixie with perennial pink eye.

13 May 2014 · Leave a comment

Day trippin’.

You’re assigned to do a lot of unsexy traveling. You are aware of your own snobbery, but are determined to succeed whether surrounded by strip malls or farmland. What do you take with you?

12 May 2014 · Leave a comment

Thoughts on Prince. [+Updates!]

We saw Prince live on Saturday, and it was amazing. The air? Electric. Some thoughts.

18 March 2014 · 2 Comments


Our first Valentine’s Day was a test of cleanliness.

14 February 2014 · 1 Comment

Thirty days of thirty.

I finally caved and booked some time with a chiropractor – which, interestingly enough, has spurred me into a “reclaim thyself!” mode fitting for the over-emphasized resolutionary month of January.

30 January 2014 · Leave a comment

Ten albums of questionable significance.

Iris tagged me in a chain status (So glad we’ve moved on from chain letters; what a disrespect to trees!) to “list ten albums that have stayed with you over the years in some way.”

9 January 2014 · 2 Comments

A very long-time-coming engagement.

This story ends exactly how you think it will, and in the best way it possibly can.

11 November 2013 · 18 Comments

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