Feel the asymmetry! I’ve always known my eyes and jawline were asymmetrical, but it wasn’t until people started tagging me in candid shots on Facebook that I realized: Hey, every time I talk, my mouth is asymmetrical, too.

My feelings toward asymmetry in my face are unlike my feelings toward asymmetry in my clothes and hair. This is to say I dislike it. It’s the first thing my eyes zero in on.

So anyway, here I am as Steve Jobs. No, I’m not wearing any makeup and that should be blatantly obvious. Also, I missed the leave-in conditioner step in my “hair routine” this morning, hence the frizz. And now you know why I didn’t post pictures of myself for the first year of this blog. Four photographic disasters. In one.

Myriad Pro it up if you must.

Photo by Alex. Thanks, Alex!