Oh look at that. Disappeared again. Why? General exhaustion of self and schedule. Here’s me catching up with me.

The unthinkable has happened:

Cut the Rope is giving Bejeweled Blitz a run for its money.—
Mayka Mei (@mayka) December 29, 2010

Found a game that is possibly more addicting (addictive?) than Bejeweled Blitz.

One for you, two for me:

Kudos to @swirl and @plndrmembers for beating their shipping estimations to my doorstep! Welcoming the new year in Wilster and WESC.—
Mayka Mei (@mayka) December 29, 2010

Modest holiday spending this year? Not so much.

Finally, I get it!

You know what I'd really like right now? A rainbow plate of @ouiouimacaron. This way to #foodporn: http://ht.ly/3vvRO—
Mayka Mei (@mayka) December 29, 2010

Macarons. Pretty fucking awesome – When they come from Oui Oui Macaron. Will expound upon my new favorite dessert cart when I actually get my ass to posting as one of the NBC Bay Area Feasterati.

My skin has always hated me.

My face is kinda like Batman's, except instead of a mask, I have irritated red skin around my eyes.—
Mayka Mei (@mayka) December 29, 2010

Now it has formed a coup with my dermatological meds.

“I’m the swan queen. You’re the one who never made it out of the corps.”

The Adjustment Bureau totally looks like Inception Swan.—
Mayka Mei (@mayka) December 27, 2010

Re: Black Swan: Loved it.

I got a fucking iPad!

THANK YOU @seeeyo and @moxsie for the "standard issue Moxsie iPads"!!! @ Moxsie HQ http://instagr.am/p/okQB/—
Mayka Mei (@mayka) December 20, 2010

Thank you, place of work!

I got a fucking Canon G12!

Merriest aXma evar!! http://instagr.am/p/tGgq/—
Mayka Mei (@mayka) December 25, 2010

Thank you, love of my life!

It’s true.

Yes, I am sitting in my parked car outside of the potluck to listen to the rest of NPR's report on how strip clubs are imperative to rap.—
Mayka Mei (@mayka) December 24, 2010

My priorities are all kinds of in line.