So this movie is coming out and it doesn’t have to do with pale (or sparkly) kids. Just White kids. And before any blue kids existed, it was called Avatar. It’s changed from its origins, adjusting its title to The Last Airbender, and, of course, the cast is mainly White. (Except for the Indian guy from The Daily Show and everyone’s favorite street rat from Slumdog Millionaire.) I didn’t get no free tickets to early screenings, but not like I would have gone. Read the reviews for yourself:

Avatar The Last Airbender on Rotten Tomatoes

FYI: Twilight Eclipse scored a 51% on Rotten Tomatoes. At time of writing, The Last Airbender has risen to 7%.