‘Do you know,’ he says, ‘that cats can’t wear corsets?’ He giggles a little. ‘Do you ’ave a cat?’

I tell him I do.

‘Have you ever tied something round his middle?’

I tell him I haven’t.

‘They can’t stand!’ he says. ‘Not at all! They just fall over.

I know because I tried!’

Via Jean Paul Gaultier: Classic french cheek – Telegraph.

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