It has been nary a month since I saw an absolutely hidilarious photo of Miley Cyrus on set for the Sex and the City sequel and then promptly uploaded it as my default Facebook pic. It immediately sparked a bevy of comments because it was simultaneously hideous and hilarious to see a wide-mouthed Miley Cyrus screaming my status every time I uploaded a new pic or shared a new link. It wasn’t until last week that I learned why someone referenced Jay-Z in that string of Facebook comments (No, I haven’t heard the entirety of that song, thankyouverymuch.), and I guess I’m not the only one who’s still somewhat affected by the photo selection:

So there you have it. I’m pretty excited and relieved to be hopping back into Facebook to change my pic. It’s like someone’s lifting me from the grappling arms of tween sensation Hell…Like a bullfrog in a bucket of water set to boil, I was making a cry for help and I didn’t even know it.