Last week Billiam, The Ian Show, and I were eating dinner and then I got a job as a Production Assistant for Morgan Spurlock’s Simpsons 20^th Anniversary Special in 3-D on Ice.

They made this hairstyle just for me. (No, no they didn't.)

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So if you’re gonna be at Comic Con this weekend, come audition for Maggie!

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For reals. We’ll be looking for the best of the best in Simpson impressions. Take a break from lining up for panels any time on Saturday (between 10-8 p.m.). Costumes encouraged but not required. Hit up reallifesimpsons@gmail.com witchyo numbah an’ yo skillz.

Marriott Hotel & Marina (next to “The Con”)
The San Diego Ballroom
333 West Harbor Drive
San Diego, California 92101

Just so you know, I’m pretty much the best Pinchy there ever was, so don’t even try.

“When they first called me about this, I thought it was a prank and I hung up,” said Spurlock. (For those of you that weren’t learning journalism in 2004, he directed Super Size Me.) “And then my agent called back and said, ‘No, no, this is for real,’ at which point I fainted. Then when I woke up, I called everyone I knew because it was the coolest thing I could ever get to do in my career.” I myself had the same reaction as Spurlock and tried to hijack Grandma’s 91st birthday dinner attention tonight with the news. It didn’t work. Maybe my family just doesn’t watch The Simpsons. They are clearly not as cool as I thought.

Editor’s Note: “Please note the special is neither in 3-D nor on ice.” – Really, that’s what the release says. Also, Little Ralphie’s quote edited, thanks to Mr. Hansen. Turns out I don’t know my senses.