My favorite reason to have ignored the last x weeks of ABDC, Lil Mama herself:
Y’all want it.
Y’all want it.
Y’all want it.
This is my favorite show. Cause it is all balls down.
With Beat Freaks and Quest in the top three, I am absolutely grateful I missed all the other weeks of crap to see these two perform.
I’m surprised Fly Khicks is still in it. They beat the Hot Stepper Men? Really? Can I just say that if you wear a backless T-shirt to a dance practice with groundwork – ever so modestly coupled with a strappy racerback sports bra – then you do not belong in such a competition.
Man, I really miss dancing. One day when I can actually afford life, I’ll get back to it. Hopefully that’s soon.
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I’ve been pretty much done with that show. I feel bad not watching because my friends are competing, but it’s such a machine. And having Lil’ Mama as a judge is ridiculous. They might as well have asked Gary Coleman or William Hung. But then again they probably know more about dance than she does.
I did some marketing for Lil Mama, and in my research of the no talent clown, I came across a video of her teaching the world “The G-Slide.” Gag with me:
JC Chasez has about as much clout as she does – I don’t care what anyone says, pop dancing is not the same as hip-hop. I’ll admit Shane Sparks is reasonably talented, it’s just too bad he’s such a sleazy choreographer sometimes.