About a two weeks ago, Bai Ling re-titled her blog “Naked Seduction.” I don’t know what kept me from updating you about the transition out of “Hello,” dear readers, but I apologize profusely for the lag. Anyway, I suppose this is what you would sound like if you were to live life with reckless abandon:

Will someone please print this on a shirt for me so that people may ask where in Chinatown I got my awesome Chingrish find?

(And like a true FOB, her sidebar and headline text appears twice on her blog.)

P.S. Did you know the Oakland airport has free Wi-Fi and a Fenton’s creamery station? Neither did I. These may just be the deciding factors between future considerations between OAK and SFO. I’m sitting next to another Mac user and I feel so bougie.

I believe I am also witnessing what is to be a short-lived love affair between a boy and girl toddler who have just met while waiting in the terminal. They always say emotions run high at airports.