You may be drunk, you may be caught in a candid pose, but ladies, ladies, I implore you, CHECK YOUR DRESS!

I love how it's lime green and fuzzy, like a Popple!

If you are the photographer, have the decency to check the photos you upload onto Facebook. Because, as Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau has learned, those pictures, even if deleted from the Fb, are never deleted from the Fb servers, and you’ll either get:

• A flurry of comments from people who were not present that night.
• A hasty string of messages from the girl whose vaginal integrity is in question.
• Both.

Take that as a lesson in How the Internet Works.

Special thanks to Tich for this important addition to the Rules of Clubbing. Him and his Yelper buddies ripped the photo a new one here. And, if you are feeling so inclined, here’s the original Fb pic – Allegedly the girl has left both Facebook and MySpace, so now it’s like a limited edition!

Editor’s Note: Before you try to call Photoshop on this, see the short li’l dress here. (Sans cooch, sorry.) It is not Photoshopped. And even if it was, the Photoshopped version is probably safer than what the actual picture could have been.

This, on the other hand, is Photoshopped:

See? You don't have to sacrifice the entire photo because of one poorly angled subject.

And this type of activity is exactly what I prescribe when you find a crotch shot in your clubbing historian files.