One feature that WordPress.com offers its users is a traffic-driving vehicle that gathers “Possibly Related” posts at the bottom of applicable entries. It uses a simple search engine that gathers similar words from other blogs and spits out a handful of things your post might have to do with. It’s a crude system, one that you basically have no control over.

For example, the Todd and Takehara post brought up a cross link about The Calgary Flames signing Todd Bertuzzi. The highly popular Grace Kim post (Gee, I wonder why?) brought up a Possibly Related about Lil Kim. The Shibue Experiment has brought up no Possibly Relateds, which just further establishes that the system is not perfect. Trying to tell me people don’t blog about ladies’ underwear on a daily basis? Hah.

I usually tried to overlook the inexplicable gaffes of Possibly Relateds because I appreciated the random traffic being sent around. I have to raise a red flag now, though, because one of my posts was linked to a site about Asian Dating Tips. That’s not so bad. People need dating tips. People need Asian dating tips…I guess… So anyway, what can you find if you were to click on “Asian Dating Tips?”

There is another significant difference between Asian girls in the U.S. and in countries like China, Thailand, and the Philippines. If you are 40 plus you will find few U.S. based Asian girls who respond to older men. They are more likely to set a maximum age gap of 10 years. It is totally different in China, Thailand and the Philippines. Here it is common for young girls of 22 to 25 there to date and marry men in their 50s, 60s, and 70s. This writer has an American friend of 71 in Cebu who has been married for 5 years to a filipina of 26. He, for one, would never think of returning to the States.

Among the many resources at Asian Dating Tips, you will find links to guide you in your expeditions to Asian girlfriends, including:

What is up with the flower layout??

The roll-over title for “How to Get Young Asian Women in Bed” says “The real how-to story of a 68-year old man with average looks and no money who has discovered the secret of getting hot young chicks in bed again and again.”

Umm. Okay, all fetishists and age rebels aside, here’s the one tip I have for those who want to specifically date Asian girls:

How about you not be creepy?

The end.

Update: Okay, I couldn’t not click on the “How to Get Young Asian Women in Bed” link. The publisher of this Web-site alleges that he once “had SIX different girls in bed on the same day! Yup, not just two or three, but SIX. And not one was over 25.”

Also, he discusses:

Umm, yeah, I TOTALLY HATE kissing. What??