I love tig ol’ bitties. And so does your friendly neighborhood video game reviewer. Here, I present a PR contact’s response to a journalist’s inquiry regarding a new women’s volleyball game.

The message.

Is there gratuitous titty?

The response.

Dear Young and Horny Adult,

As a woman, I am pleased to say that [Dedacted]‘s new game has no “gratuitous titties”. Instead, [Dedacted] has created a tastefully made volleyball game that offers women that are properly uniformed instead of scantily clad in bikinis and nice, beautifully constructed indoor venues instead of ugly, disgusting beaches full of debauchery. I am pleased to offer you a copy of this non-sexually pleasing video game for review and as a statement that women do not have to be just “pieces of meat” in video games.

If there is anything else I can help you with, please, don’t ask as my gender is offended by your comment, you pervert.

Just kidding, but really, there’s boobs in there but they’re all covered up. Sorry, but you could probably see them jiggle when they jump and serve if that helps. Better than nothing right? The game is still pretty fun.

If you want a review copy, I will hook you up. Feel free to hit me back with any questions,

Thanks,

P.S., also if it helps, the men refs are naked.

Well done, my friend. Well done.

Update: The PR contact sent the journalist a copy of the game for review, along with “pictures with women and their boobs pretty much hanging out/ and said ‘Hi, please view these while playing the game. We want you to enjoy the game to the max – regards’.” She should have sent him some Bai Ling nipple slip, too.