You ever feel like you’re in the wrong place at the right time?

Bai Ling, she with the world’s oddly famous lovely lady lumps (She LUHZ her nipples.), was at the Apple store in Los Angeles.

And I wish I was there. To sell her her computer. To be enamored with this icon of carefree life and love:

I love food and sex and life, and LA now, the city makes you feel relaxed in the eazy wind, you know my computer died on me, so I can not write or do anything now, so had to buy a new one, so I got the Apple, so nice and beautiful looking, well its good now I know the reason why it died because a new one is calling.
- Bai Ling, In the restaurant of Madeo in beverly hills

A tear falls.
A heart breaks.
I go back to the moon.

::whisks away::

Editor’s Note: Okay, okay, you can get a peek at Bai Ling’s natural “bling” here.