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I’ve been scouring Craigslist for weeks hoping to find an opening as “Personal Assistant to The Miss Bai Ling,” but I guess she isn’t hiring. Since I last highlighted Hello, Bai Ling has traveled to Bangkok (shooting The Lazarus Papers) and Vegas (shooting Magic Man) and Italy, and in between she’s been reinventing her looks and working on her upcoming studio album. (Is there a way to preorder CD-recorded awesomeness? It seems like it should be impossible.) Sorry I haven’t been on top of her voyages across the sea and into Zumanity, but here’s a smattering of some of her best Blackberry photos, spanning all the way back to the beginning of June. Visual inspiration that she is, it wouldn’t be a proper Bai Ling post without some sort of heralding of her craftiness with the written word, so we’ll kick off with a freeform poem.

Kiss you good night

It feels like weekend, maybe it is for me?

What is art?
What is good art?
What is what?
What is ?
What are we?
What is kiss?
Why?
What is making love?
What is love making?
And what is love?
A true love?
……

Found the lounge, eat first who cares if I miss the flight
It should be no mystery at all as to why I think we’d make great friends.

She is so good, after an hour she is on me……
Thai massage. You know how the punchlines go.

Look the crazy me in the new movie……
Wig a la Hot Tranny Asian Mess Barbie.

On set being my charactor
Almost has the charming graininess of old-time film.

Crazy night in Bangkok
One of few photos that’s more about the background than it is about Bai Ling.

Should be in Germany Munic now……
I wore a dress like this to my 8th grade graduation. Of course, on me, it actually extended to mid-thigh.

Soy cow boy is the night in Bangkok
What does that mean??

Wild gaze to you in the bright sunlight……
I’m not against “European tanning,” and I love that she caught herself with her hair all a-whispy.

A cecret……
What is “the cecret?” This photo perfectly marries “delicious” and “trashy.”

In my trailer shooting a professional picture for you
I love everything going on in this look for her. It almost looks like two different people in the mirror and sitting on the sink counter.

So classy……
Love it.

Thank you for the gift
Asshole, I’m her biggest fan!!

Its Ridiculous I know but its the truth…….
I have totally taken an on-the-can photo of myself. But I was drunk. And obviously didn’t have a second party to snap the shutter for me.

My lovely Opera house with the loud sympheny blind your ears……
Lots of shoes and “blind” ears…