INTERNATIONAL EDITION.
This is what the Internet thinks of me. While everyone else gets stupid fake mini license plates at Disneyland, I have entire fucking snack brands. Take that, all you Christine/Kristin/Kyrstinas! Told you I’m multicultural. (Hermaphrodite porn stars not included.)

U.S.A. – CUTE AND CUDDLY!
The best, and most disturbing, find: You can host your very own Mayka Cuddly party! Because I am Mayka. I am so Cuddly, and my Kits make for fantastic Home Parties.

RUSSIA – FROM MAYKA WITH LOVE.
I’m a Ruski.

U.S.A. – OMFG I LOVE PUMA.
If ever there was any doubt, here’s proof that Puma thinks of me whenever they design new product: The Puma Cell Meio. That’s right, for Mayka Mei-o.

MEXICO – ES MUEY CALIENTE!
50 years of high-quality Mexican office stationery supply.

GERMANY – ZE SNACK ATTACK.
Got the munchies? Live in Germany? Like squirrels? I gotcha covered. Okay, well, since the last time I checked up on mayka.de, they’ve redesigned the squirrel out of their logo, but still, look at how happy these bakers are!

In fact, I am SO beloved, you may know me as UBER MAYKA:

Twisted and delicious! And I’m guessing I’m also somewhat “natural.”