My vanity search is better than yours.
INTERNATIONAL EDITION.
This is what the Internet thinks of me. While everyone else gets stupid fake mini license plates at Disneyland, I have entire fucking snack brands. Take that, all you Christine/Kristin/Kyrstinas! Told you I’m multicultural. (Hermaphrodite porn stars not included.)
U.S.A. – CUTE AND CUDDLY!
The best, and most disturbing, find: You can host your very own Mayka Cuddly party! Because I am Mayka. I am so Cuddly, and my Kits make for fantastic Home Parties.
RUSSIA – FROM MAYKA WITH LOVE.
I’m a Ruski.
U.S.A. – OMFG I LOVE PUMA.
If ever there was any doubt, here’s proof that Puma thinks of me whenever they design new product: The Puma Cell Meio. That’s right, for Mayka Mei-o.
MEXICO – ES MUEY CALIENTE!
50 years of high-quality Mexican office stationery supply.
GERMANY – ZE SNACK ATTACK.
Got the munchies? Live in Germany? Like squirrels? I gotcha covered. Okay, well, since the last time I checked up on mayka.de, they’ve redesigned the squirrel out of their logo, but still, look at how happy these bakers are!
In fact, I am SO beloved, you may know me as UBER MAYKA:
Twisted and delicious! And I’m guessing I’m also somewhat “natural.”
So maybe your mom named you after one of those? I’m betting on the Mayka Cuddly. Mayka Cuddly Mei. Rolls off the tongue.
I think your mom is the founder of Puma. So that would make you the Puma Princess.
HAHAHA, I agree with everything you just said.
I think you should post more often, I have enjoyed this so far. Added to my reader. Btw, my blog is dofollow, stop by and grab a link. SusanO