My vanity search is better than yours.

18 07 2008

INTERNATIONAL EDITION.
This is what the Internet thinks of me. While everyone else gets stupid fake mini license plates at Disneyland, I have entire fucking snack brands. Take that, all you Christine/Kristin/Kyrstinas! Told you I’m multicultural. (Hermaphrodite porn stars not included.)

U.S.A. - CUTE AND CUDDLY!
The best, and most disturbing, find: You can host your very own Mayka Cuddly party! Because I am Mayka. I am so Cuddly, and my Kits make for fantastic Home Parties.

RUSSIA - FROM MAYKA WITH LOVE.
I’m a Ruski.

U.S.A. - OMFG I LOVE PUMA.
If ever there was any doubt, here’s proof that Puma thinks of me whenever they design new product: The Puma Cell Meio. That’s right, for Mayka Mei-o.

MEXICO - ES MUEY CALIENTE!
50 years of high-quality Mexican office stationery supply.

GERMANY - ZE SNACK ATTACK.
Got the munchies? Live in Germany? Like squirrels? I gotcha covered. Okay, well, since the last time I checked up on mayka.de, they’ve redesigned the squirrel out of their logo, but still, look at how happy these bakers are!


In fact, I am SO beloved, you may know me as UBER MAYKA:


Twisted and delicious! And I’m guessing I’m also somewhat “natural.”


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3 responses to “My vanity search is better than yours.”

18 07 2008
Carlos (13:29:34) :

So maybe your mom named you after one of those? I’m betting on the Mayka Cuddly. Mayka Cuddly Mei. Rolls off the tongue.

I think your mom is the founder of Puma. So that would make you the Puma Princess.

18 07 2008
themaykazine (13:59:00) :

HAHAHA, I agree with everything you just said. :)

20 07 2008
Blackhatseo (01:09:12) :

I think you should post more often, I have enjoyed this so far. Added to my reader. Btw, my blog is dofollow, stop by and grab a link. SusanO

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