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  • BARACK THE VOTE!
    Fuck you feminist bitches! (KIDDING.) I am so happy. :)

    Let the lame Google ads arise. (I’m giving a freebie to SodaHead. You’re welcome, SodaHead. [It's a lame "Web 2.0" contest site. Do not bother.])
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  • Most of my friends have these diplomas.
    Top 10 Most Worthless College Majors. Personally, I’m a mix between number 6 with a little bit of number 5. (Yes, I Communicate through Dance.) They don’t list “Ethnic Studies,” though every single photo they use is a buncha White crackas. Maybe they were worried about coming off as racist. Or maybe it’s because only White people can truly afford to throw money away on majors like these. ::shrug:: (Snarkism abound! Get used to it!)
  • This generation’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”
    I can’t stop listening to this song. Makes me want to sing atop a mountain made of cheeeeese. Thank you, Weezer. Each of you are “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived.” (This song completely flips my memory of singing “To Turn, Turn Will be Our Delight” in elementary school on its head.)

    Seriously, it reminds me of the first time I heard “Hey Ya!” on the radio. It was during that hour where they preview songs because only about 11 people are listening to the station, and my eyes widened in “What is this??” shock. I almost pulled over to the side of the road. Dangerous, this devil music!