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Heard this on 106 KMEL on Wednesday and found it hilarious. They even played it twice! I wrote to Erk Tha Jerk and he has since uploaded “I’m So Dumb” as a free download on his MySpace page. If you like self-referential comedy or making fun of stupid things that rappers do, download it now!

Here are the best verses of the lyrics, in case you work in a stodgy box of cubicles and can’t blast your music through your headphones at the proper hyphy scraper level:

Dumb
Shakin’ my head*
Brain fell out an’ I’m damn near dead**

Mama on crack
Daddy is too
I don’t go to school

I’m so
Dumb
Stupid stupid stupid stupid…***

I don’t go to work
My brotha smoke purp****
Sippin’ on syrup*****
Kill myself dancin’ around******

* “Shakin’ my head” – Shakin’ them dreads, as made popular by E-40 and Keak Da Sneak’s “Tell Me When to Go.”

** “Brain fell out an’ I’m damn near dead” – I often wonder if this is going to happen. Watch the Architeckz nearly throw their spines out in “Tell Me When to Go.”

*** “Stupid” (Also: dumb, hyphy, retarded mang) – Contrary to popular belief, before Mistah FAB made “Stupid Dumb and Hyphy,” The Federation made “Go Dumb.” More hyphy lexicon credit ought to be paid to The Fed.

**** “My brotha smoke purp” – “Purp” is California’s marijuana, uniquely violet in hue.

***** “Sippin’ on syrup” – Syrup is no joke! It’s a mixed drink involving codeine and promethazine, and it killed Pimp C.

****** “Kill myself dancin’ around” – Or, you could just ghostride. But be forewarned – If you see a turf dancer, watch yourself! They move faster and cover more ground than vipers ready to strike.

Let the record show that I love hyphy music. 510!

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