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21 May
BuzzFeed just posted a *new* panda sneezing video and CuteOverload is sharing some red panda adorableness, which means I’m going to go on a trip down Panda Lovin’ Lane. I love pandas. They’re Chinese, just like me, so we’re basically cousins.
One of my favorite activities in the world is teddy bear rolls, and pandas, being bears, love them, too. Observe:
Pandas are very particular about where they live, essentially residing at only a certain altitude in the mountains. The cold winters in their homes makes for their thick coats of fur and rolly polly stature. They mainly eat bamboo, but pandas for your bento box can be made remarkably accurately with pressed balls of rice. (See right.)
Pandas are not very versatile creatures. They eat and bathe their babies by licking their fur as they roll their baby bodies – Kind of like if you were to lick the butter off of a piece of corn on the cob… They squeak (as you ought to know from the original panda sneeze video that started it all) and only consist of two colors. Pandas do, however, love to dance.
Pandas are considered “noble” animals (as stated by some guy on the Planet Earth DVDs), and they are the starring animal for the World Wildlife Fund logo. Also, they’re just really entertaining when they sneeze. To end this “I love pandas” post, here are those panda sneeze videos:
Editor’s Note: Sneezing multiple times in a row is not actually comparable to having an orgasm. Damn you, Snopes.
Tags: cute, panda sneeze, pandas, red pandas
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